赵飞是个呆头呆脑的小伙子，什么人情世故、生活常识，他一概不懂。
这天，赵飞的舅舅过生日。赵飞知道舅舅有收藏古董的爱好，就走进一家古董店挑礼物。结果，他看中一款制作精美的钟表，便毫不犹豫地买了下来。
当赵飞兴冲；中地赶到舅舅家，递过自己的礼物后，只见舅舅的脸由于气愤而变得苍白，伸出手哆哆嗉嗦地指着赵飞骂道：“臭小子，我过生日，你竟然给我送钟（终）！”
还没等赵飞解释，舅舅就气得犯了心脏病，送到医院后没有抢救回来。
赵飞知道自己闯了大祸，害怕舅舅到了阴间会找自己报仇，思来想去后买了一堆东西，要烧给舅舅。
“舅舅，这次我可是精挑细选了一堆礼物送给您啊！您看，有轮船、手机、别墅、高档烟酒……您老以后在下面别再怪我了！”赵飞一边烧着东西，一边在坟头念叨着。
赵飞的话音刚落，就见从舅舅的坟里爬出一个满身血污的鬼魂。它张牙舞爪地向赵飞扑过来，正是赵飞的舅舅。
“舅舅，我这次送了这么多礼，难道您还生气吗？”赵飞抱头鼠窜地四处躲避。
“臭小子，本来我已经不生气了。可你还是没记性，这次又给我送了这么丧气的东西！”舅舅一边追打一边怒吼。
“哪里丧气了？这次的礼物可都是我精挑细选的！”赵飞急忙辩解。
“呸，送别的也就算了，你送什么烟啊？”舅舅气哼哼地质问。
“送烟怎么了？”赵飞不服气。
“我在下面正被鬼差带着准备过忘川河，收到你的烟后我就送给了鬼差，结果鬼差勃然大怒，说过河时候送烟，不是在诅咒它”淹“死么？你怎么总送这么丧气的东西！”舅舅愤怒地说道。
Introduce:Zhao Fei is the boy of an idiotic, common sense of what the way of the world, life, his entirely does not understand. This day, zhao Fei's uncle spends birthday. Zhao Fei knows the uncle has the interest that collects antique, walk into an antique store to choose a gift. Result, he takes a fancy to to make elegant horological, bought none hesitantly. Promote when Zhao Fei strong; The ground drives an uncle to the home in, after the gift that has given oneself, because the face that sees an uncle only is furious and become cadaverous, extend ground of Suo of Su of hand Duo Duo to pointing to Zhao Fei to scold: "Smelly boy, I spend birthday, you send a handleless cup to me actually (eventually) ! " had not waited for Zhao Fei to explain, the uncle must make heart disease with respect to gas, after sending a hospital, come back without rescue. Zhao Fei knows he entered catastrophe, fear the uncle arrived Acheron meeting looks for him to revenge, think of one caboodle thing was bought after want to go, want to burn an uncle. "Uncle, this I can be essence of life is carried fine chose one caboodle gift to send you! You look, have &hellip;&hellip; of wine of ship, mobile phone, villatic, high-grade smoke fasten below after you are old blame me again! " Zhao Fei is burning a thing at the same time, wear in grace mound talk about again and again at the same time. Zhao Fei's one's voice in speech just fell, see the soul with a blood-red all over the body climbs in the grave from the uncle. Ground of its make threatening gestures attacks to Zhao Fei, be Zhao Fei's uncle. "Uncle, I sent so much this the gift, are you angry still? " Zhao Fei covers the head and sneak away like a rat the ground is avoided everywhere. "Smelly boy, originally I had not gotten angry. But you still do not have memory, sent so despondent thing this to me again! " the uncle is chased after at the same time dozen howl at the same time. "Where is despondent? This gift can be my essence is carried fine choose! " Zhao Fei explains hastily. "Bah, send off also calculated, what do you send smoke? " uncle gas groans the ground is interrogatory. "Send smoke how? " Zhao Fei is ill-affected. "I am being differred to taking preparation to overlook plain river too by ghost below, I gave ghost difference after the smoke that gets you, result ghost differs agitatedly, had said river moment sends smoke, be to cursing it " adj/LIT wide " die? You send so despondent thing how always! " uncle rave path. </p> |
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